Phone call logged 6/9/06 11:01AM

Cusomter: Yeah I came in this morning to pay my bill to get my cable box turned back on, how long is that going to take?

Me: Well sir it shows that it's alreay been restored, is it not working?

Customer: Do you think I should plug it in?

What do you think he would have said if I told him, "No, probably not."