Jim - Hey Betty, long time no see, where you headed?
Betty - To get my butthole bleached.
Jim - Oh yeah, my mom had that done.
Betty - Really? Is she a stripper?
Jim - No, she's just really self-concious about the color of her butthole. Why, are you a stripper?
Betty - No, I'm a call girl.
Jim - You're a whore?
Betty - Jim!
Jim - Well you have sex for money, right?
Betty - Well... yes.
Jim - Fuckin whore. See you at church!
Betty - Not if I see you first! Later Jimbo!
Betty - To get my butthole bleached.
Jim - Oh yeah, my mom had that done.
Betty - Really? Is she a stripper?
Jim - No, she's just really self-concious about the color of her butthole. Why, are you a stripper?
Betty - No, I'm a call girl.
Jim - You're a whore?
Betty - Jim!
Jim - Well you have sex for money, right?
Betty - Well... yes.
Jim - Fuckin whore. See you at church!
Betty - Not if I see you first! Later Jimbo!
posted by Nick at 10:38 AM
1 Comments:
Everytime I read your blog you leave me with the thought of... Where in the fuck does he come up with this stuff!!!! LOL And you wonder why I ask you random questions, just to see what you would say.
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