Memphis is going up against Oral Roberts in the first round of the NCAA tournament today. Oral Roberts. That's a great name for a college. It has a sister college named Anal Roberts across the lake. People go to Anal Roberts as a junior college so they can upgrade to Oral. I always thought it was the other way around. Don't most people do Oral first and the graduate to Anal? Maybe I'm just backwards. Nept is something. Hollaaaaa.