NEWS FLASH - Author arrested!

Article taken from the Eastern Iowa Reporter, April 18th, 2006. Written by Wayne Frankenballs Jr.

Nickhead Manbeast apprehended at his Cedar Rapids offices.

Cedar Rapids, IA - Nickhead Manbeast, author of the world-famous blogging site Information Whore, was arrested Tuesday morning from his headquarters in downtown Cedar Rapids, Iowa. First reports indicate the arrest is related to a recent article published in Information Whore on April 4th telling the story of the infamous Sasquatch and Yeti. Rumors surrounding the incident point to Yeti's influential ties to the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney as the primary reason for such swift action. Initially, Manbeast was being held for the unauthorized biography of Sasquatch and Yeti, but 20 minutes previous to the printing of this article, new allegations have been levied against Manbeast.

Cheney impatiently explains the serious nature of the allegations.

The new allegations implicate Manbeast as the ringleader of a decade old Sasquatch and Yeti fur trade. For years the skinned bodies of the Sasquatch and Yeti have been found in the Jura mountains of Denmark by the creepy folk who still live there, but who was doing the skinning had remained a mystery. Cheney explains that Manbeast and his staff at Information Whore have been making millions from the selling of their hydes. Cheney says, "For years this little asshole has been raking in a fortune from killing these poor fictional creatures. Whoops, did I say fictional? HAHAA! Silly me. I meant these extremely real and non-fictional creatures who totally exist. I say this to you, Nickhead. Now that we've found you, there's nowhere to run, douchebag."

Because of the tight timeframe before printing, we were not able to contact Nickhead Manbeast's representation for comment. We did, however, get a comment from the security guard at Information Whore headquarters. Mantits McGwire had this to say, "Sasquatch's aren't real. Dick Cheney's retarded."