Hi.

Whats THAT!?!


These guys are so happy. It's so heart-warming don't you think. The guy in yellow is Frontal Butt Cheeks, the second guy is Large Balls McChubbs (you see it don't you?), the third guy is Shades Man Tits, the next one is Comparatively Small Chest Hair Excited Man, and I have no name for the last dude. There are just too many possibilities.

So anyway here are some things from the fantastic world wide web that are mildly entertaining.

Masturbate For Peace - what a fantastic concept.

Rejected Crayon Names

Metal rules, especially when you put silly ass make-up on and end up looking like terrible fake Gene Simmonses. Is Simmonses a word. Now it is.

This guy is one sick perv. But you can't doubt his dedication. Or maybe he's just a sick perv.... with dedication.

Andrew Dice Clay. He doesn't like to be fucked with. Even if he's not really being fucked with. But I love him. The funniest part is when he's spewing obscenities while Mr. CNN is trying to go to commercial.

Robert Smigel does Micheal Jackson. Not literally. But this is funny stuff.