The True Story of Grizzly Adams Part III , The Conclusion

Artist's rendering of the Duke Moonshine Factory.

The time had come. Bob "Grizzly" Adams would taste sweet revenge. The plan was as follows:

1. Sneak into Uncle Jesse's moonshine factory.
2. Set the homemade plastic explosives.
3. Blow shit up.

Luckily Gentle Ben had served with the Navy Seals in Grenada and was a genius with TNT. Steady Paws Ben was his nickname back then. Things were much different now. Gentle Ben was now a full fledged booze hound. He had decided to get shit faced on Hawkeye Vodka before rigging his homemade bomb. The Vodka Rule of Bear had totally slipped his mind. Cheap vodka makes grizzly bears color blind. Ben had no idea he was putting the red wire where the green needed to go. At 2:30 PM that day 55lbs of TNT exploded in his face, killing him and Bob "Grizzly" Adams. The moral is: If you're going to be a raging alcoholic, drink the good shit.

The End