This one time me and Prince......

This one time me and Prince....


... went on a camping trip and survived only on wild berries, and our love.

... did jumping jacks until one of us couldn't keep going. I totally won because Prince broke one of his high heeled shoes.

... got kicked out of Applebee's because Prince refused to put on a shirt.

... got drunk together on MD 20/20 and styled each other's hair.

... volunteered to be bell ringers for the Salvation Army. Prince got frostbite because he refused to put on a shirt.

... tried to climb Butternut Hill riding double on the Purple Rain bike. Prince and me wrecked.

... got kicked out of Barnes and Noble because Prince refused to put on a shirt.

... took 3 Viagras each and played sword-fights.

... went to the emergency room because our boners wouldn't go down.

... got kicked out of North Dakota because Prince refused to put on a shirt.

... formulated a plan to destroy the economy of North Dakota. Prince fuckin' hates North Dakota.

... got arrested for trying to break into the governor's office in North Dakota.

... started a prison riot at the North Dakota state prison because, guess why, Prince refused to put on a shirt.