Inspiration

The Iowan Hawks are facing off with the Ohioan Buckeyes tomorrow. The Ohioans are ranked as the best. I have found some quotes for inspiration. Read them.

"And we will ram our will into the butts of the enemy, and we shall emerge victorious." - Socrates shortly before his last battle in Vietnam.

"Bow down to the man with no name, for he shall remain nameless." - Ceasar..... well technically Ceasar's nephew Jim. There's a reason you've never heard of him.

"Aaaaaagh! He makes me really mad!" - Turbo from American Gladiators.

"Remember when the chips are down, do not frown, for you are not the only clown in town, Charlie Brown." - Snoopy trying to cheer up Charlie Brown after he found out Lucy gave him the herps.

"Strategery" - George W. Bush

"You see that guy? Punch his testicles." - My high school football coach.

"Remember that football is not just a game. It is not simply two teams competing. It is not just about who wins or loses. Remember.... it is also men in very tight pants rubbing up against each other." - Also my high school football coach.

"Don't bend over in front of coach." - My assistant high school football coach.

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing." - Homer Simpson

And last but certainly not least, Hawkeyes, don't get distracted. Especially by pretty fine girls. As the great Daryl Nathan says..... "they'll mess yo mind up."